A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
The mother took the item away from her and asked her not to do that.
"Why" the daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs", the mother replied.
At this point, the daughter looked at her mother with total admiration and asked, "WOW! How do you know all this stuff?"
The mother had to think quickly...."uh....All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but the daughter was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy". "Exactly" the mother replied with a big smile on her face and joy in her heart.
Happy Mother's Day to the readers of my blog who are moms! You passed the Mommy Test.